Woman hanged nephew's 'devil dog' from tree before burning it after it chewed her BibleI guess it's fortunate that no one left a baby with Aunt Miriam who may have teethed on a Crucifix!
A US woman has been charged with animal cruelty after allegedly hanging her nephew's pit bull from a tree with an electrical cord and burning its body after it chewed on her Bible.
Authorities said bail was not immediately set for Smith, who remains jailed in Spartanburg County, South Carolina after her weekend arrest.
"Devil Dog" Executioner
Aunt Miriam clearly expects a dog to understand the difference between a slipper and the Bible; an expectation so unreasonable that one could only assume that she is (please excuse the clinical language) batshit crazy. At least Michael Vick tortured and killed dogs for some bizarre semblance of "reason", though sick and perverted as it was, like "they didn't fight up to expectation". It would appear that this woman, a walking, breathing affliction, not only to Christianity, but to religious faith as a whole, tortured and killed a dog because it couldn't friggin' read.
Alas, Michael Vick is back in the NFL making millions, while this crazy old bat "faces 180 days to five years in prison if convicted."
It's a sad comment on humanity.