Thursday, September 03, 2009

Libyan Looney Tunes

The insane clown of the Middle East, you know, the one that even the other insane Middle East clowns don't take seriously; Moammar Khadafy (spelling optional) is really annoyed with....Switzerland and wants the UN to abolish it.

Libya's Col. Moammar Khadafy has a beef with Switzerland and plans to ask the United Nations to abolish the tiny Alpine home of milk chocolate, cuckoo clocks and yodeling.

According to Swiss minister Christa Markwalder, Khadafy will demand that Switzerland be wiped off the map when he comes to New York Sept. 23. He apparently wants the country to be dismembered and the land parceled out among neighbouring France, Germany and Italy.

The Libya-Swiss kerfuffle began a year ago, when Khadafy's youngest son, Hannibal Khadafy, and his pregnant wife were arrested in a Geneva luxury hotel for beating two servants with a belt and a coat-hanger.

Hannibal Khadafy had previously been busted in both France and Italy for beating a woman and fighting a cop, and once for driving drunk down Paris' Champs Elysee at 90 mph - the wrong way.

The absolute nerve of those Swiss; not allowing this charming scion of Libyan aristocracy to beat his servant! Clearly, there is some diversity training in order.

Before we laugh too heartily, Hitler was once a comedic figure, back in the late 30s, so let's temper our laughter with the realization that Britain DID release the Lockerbie Bomber to him (quid pro quo still in question). At some level,with they actually negotiated with this lunatic.

Beneath his farcical and bizarre behavior, beats the heart of a terrorist, and in our mirth, we should not forget that fact.

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